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Shattered to all who missed it...


:bulletpurple: Date: Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

:bulletpurple: Time: 10:00 PM EST (USA)
What time is this for you?…

:bulletpurple: Where?
Written-Imagination Chatroom:

If the time is too late or too early for you? Well just come for one round, either the first one or the last one ^^ If you can and if need to leave, feel free, but it's an awesome chat and I hope to see a lot of you members all there! Bring coffee or pepsi if you really want to stay but are snoozing! I've been there at 2AM, 4AM, 6AM and any other unimaginable time where others maybe sleeping :P

Also are there any prize donations you could contribute? Like points? Send me or the group a note if you can ^^

Now you ask...

What's a word war?

*Does a double take*

To all of you who do not know what a word war is... I mourn for you. TODAY, YOU SHALL BE ENLIGHTENED.

It's something beautiful, magical, like a special rainbow come down just for writers...

AND SOMETIMES... be cautioned.. things happen and it becomes...

It becomes a war... for writers! What do you think! There shall be many fallen foe who receive pencil splinters.. or should I say... KEY BOARD BLISTERS!!!!

Well thats how I remember it...


To other... "normal" people, it is a friendly competition...


How do you earn the title of ULTRA LLAMA LITERATURE KEYBOARD LORD OF WORDS as your title?

*disclaimer... you will be know as this in your mind as others may punt you through a window if you hold your nose to high... they just want to lower it a little...

The key to win is speed writing! There are several rounds that you can try your hand at to get to the top.

The way it works is:

1. The host will tell everyone to prepare for the round, and allow a minute or two for participants to open their word processor of choice.

2. The host will set a 15 minute timer.

3. The host will tell everyone to 'Start!' in the chatroom and start the timer.

4. Participants will write as much as they can, as fast as they can, in their word processors.

5. Once the time is up, the host will tell everyone to  'Stop!' in the chatroom. Everyone must stop writing that instant!

6. Participants will post their total word count for the current round according to their word processor. (That means no previous rounds or additional words are to be included in the count.)

7. The host will record all the posted numbers.

8. The steps are repeated for the following rounds until the game is over.

Game Tips

If you've never played in a Word War you'll find competition can be stiff, but that's okay because there are ways to complete even your first time out.

Avoid distractions.
Turn off the television, put your phone on silent, tell your loved ones you need a few minutes of quiet time, or anything else you need to do. If it pulls you away from your writing you should avoid it for the 15 minute intervals. You will notice a positive difference in your word count. Not even sleep is a priority... for now.. You can write of your character sleeping though?

Keep writing! No matter what.
Notice a typing error as you pound away on your keyboard? Ignore it. Spelling, grammar, punctuation, or any other type of error can be ignored. You can fix them later, but right now you're competing! Don't even let cramps stand in your way.

Don't get stuck.
These come in many forms, but most can be solved with a  trusty symbol of choice. I like to use the @ symbol for easy 'Find & Replace' later, but any not used in regular writing will suffice.

How does it work? Whenever you're stuck you simply put in the symbol with a note. For instance if you forgot a character's last name you'd type in:  Mr. LastName. Later you can search for the @ symbol and correct the name, but for now you can continue your speed writing unhindered! Just skip it, keep your eye on the prize!

This works for anything you forget or hadn't planned, including but not limited to:  names, descriptions, information, or even whole scenes.

Plan your scenes.
Before attending a Word War plan out which scenes you intend to write. Jot down some notes for easy referencing throughout the event. This will avoid the panic if you forget what you're working on or finish a scene and don't know what to work on after. Its not cheeeating!

Write your trouble areas beforehand.
I don't mean cheat and include them in your word count! I do mean if you have trouble starting scenes, then before the event write the tough first couple paragraphs. Then you can write the easy parts during the event.

Again, I don't mean include previously written parts in your word count, only that you should write parts you have trouble with when you're not being timed. This will let you write the easier (faster!) portions in the competition.

Quality vs Quantity

While they're great fun, Word Wars are not designed to help you write a great draft. There are two important things to remember however!

- A terrible draft is better than no draft.
If you weren't going to do any writing, then what's the harm? Go for it and see what happens!

- No one says you have to play to win.
Instead of rushing to write whatever pops into your head, you can take your time to consider quality. You probably won't win, but the writing is worth it.

Frequently Asked Questions

- Do I have to write something in particular, like a prompt?
You can write whatever you want during the game. If you need to you can work on a school paper, prompt, novel, contest entry, or pick something random in the moment. It is completely up to you unless otherwise noted by the game host.

- Am I required to post what I wrote?
Nope. In fact we ask that you don't post in the chatroom since it will flood the room and hinder chatting.

- Can I post what I wrote somewhere else, like my gallery?
Sure, if you'd like! It's your writing and you can do what you want with it. We do suggest you edit first since the writing will be a rough draft and filled with typing errors!

- Do you check to see if people are cheating?
Nope because cheaters could cheat the check too. Cheaters in friendly games are sad individuals and not worth honesty check efforts.

- Can't players just lie about how much they wrote then?
They could, but lying about a word count won't benefit them.  We don't offer prizes for winning, only for participating. Lying would only shame themselves.

- How are prizes handled?
The Chat Tour gives out their prizes randomly based on participation. If you play a round you are eligible for a prize. Host groups vary and may distribute additional prizes as they see fit, but those details will be given before the game begins.

- What if I don't have a word processor?
Try OpenOffice or Google Docs. Both are free and have word count features.

- How do I check my word count?
Software varies. Usually it's under the 'Tools' menu, but you can look in your Help files or search google for an in depth answer for your particular software.


Now you know what it is! Isn't it precious!

Now I need a little help from you all! Donations! A choice of yours that will make it all the more fruitful

Who wants to contribute some points, a membership or even a critique for this wondrous up coming chat!

Do you? If so send the group a note or send me one directly! I will answer ASAP! We want this to be as fun as possible! More details will be released and confirmed soon!

'Til then
Keep on writing!
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pip1498 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Student General Artist
i still dont understnad how it works?
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What don't you get?
FalseGrammar Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
damn, i want to give it a shot, but i can't. bad timing for jakarta - indonesia :icontearsofrageplz:
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
tygeraddict Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Student General Artist
I have been trying to make the last FIVE word wars. I SHALL TRY AGAIN.
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hope to see you there!
tygeraddict Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Student General Artist
So do I. :iconpokerfacememeplz:
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
oo its in less than 24 hours! :la:
tygeraddict Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Damn. I just realised that it was on at 10 am for me. I can't go, I have school. :iconcryforverplz: I am forever doomed.
Loza-Muse Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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